March 28, 2019 Page 3
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Hawthorne Happenings
News for the City of Good
Neighbors from an Old Guy
Named Norb Huber
DMV
So I moved up here to NorCal last
June and I figured that I would simply
go to the DMV and get a new drivers’
license with my new address on it. No,
I found out that you have to wait until your
renewal time to get a new card. My 64th
birthday is coming up in May so I received a
renewal notice in February. I called to make
an appointment and found out that the earliest
appointment time was six weeks away at the
end of March. Finally my appointment day
arrived this week. I knew I had to bring all
kinds of documents in to prove that I am Norbert
Allen Huber and I am an American citizen
living in Orangevale, CA. After submitting
my passport, birth certificate, social security
card, utility bill showing my new address and
my new house’s property tax bill, I qualified
to get a “Real ID/Drivers’ License. (I thought
I always had a real drivers license, but now
I needed a REAL ID to get on an airplane.)
I was told to stand in a different line to have
my photo taken. I thought I was done, but
no, without any warning I was told to go over
to a computer to take an 18 multiple question
driver’s knowledge test. Wow! No study, no
review, just cold turkey. I was feeling pretty
good about getting the answers all right until I
ran into two questions related to drinking and
driving. You know me, I’m your “have a cold
one” advocate. You would think I would know
a thing or two about drinking and driving. No,
I missed both questions, incorrectly saying
that a 0.05% blood alcohol level constituted
drunk driving when it was really 0.08%. The
amount of beverage consumption can certainly
have dramatically different effects on different
people. It doesn’t take a whole lot to get me
going. I get high on life even before I enjoy
a cold one. So, I usually don’t have more
than one. It’s never been about quantity in
life that makes the difference but the quality of
enjoyment. I would consider having a cold one
with a friend or family member quality time,
well spent. Slow down smell the aromas of
life. Biologists say that the most keen sense
that we have is our sense of smell. Smelling a
good cold one is like hugging your sister. God
may have given us five senses, but tasting a
cold one is a tough sense to beat. Enjoy life,
enjoy touching, feeling, listening, smelling,
tasting, but just do it all responsibly, don’t
drink and drive.
Squirm
I had a lot of positive support
emailed my way after last week’s
report of a dissatisfied reader. I know
when I talk about God people start to
squirm. The only thing worse would
be for me to talk about collusion or no
collusion. I’m not writing this stuff
to win a popular vote, my politicking days
are long gone. I’m not writing to convince
you to vote conservative. I just try to say
whatever pops in my head while I’m typing
and if you like it, good, if not, just toss me
in the trash. I have the best of all worlds,
I don’t live there anymore, the newspaper
loves my copy each week since I volunteer
to write for them, I can say whatever I want
and who cares if I make a fool out of myself
or not. If you 16 and a quarter loyal readers
ever get sick of me, I will be the first to
stop this mess. One of my relatives wanted
to know not why? or why not?, but when
will I stop torturing him? So start squirming.
I have to tell you that God loves you
regardless of who you are and what you
have done. Trust in God’s almighty power
and in his grace to save you. Oh yea, by
the way, there was no collusion and I for
one, along with a lot of other God fearing,
flag waving, bible carrying Americans pray
that God will continue to make America
great. Maybe all of that makes you a little
uneasy. I hear a cold one is a good cure for
squirming, come to think of it, a cold one
pretty much is a cure for anything that ails
you. Stop squirming and enjoy life.
Bunny Breakfast – Earth Day
– Service Providers Faire
There will be three events combined into
one big party on Saturday, April 13th at
Hawthorne Memorial Park. You will want
to register your child to attend the Bunny
Breakfast by stopping by the Parks and
Recreation Office inside of the Memorial
Center. It’s a great family event full of food
and fun. Following the breakfast the party
will continue out on the grass of the park
where there will be vendors and information
booths that will celebrate Earth Day while
providing great information to the residents
of Hawthorne. Whether you own your own
home or rent, the event will be beneficial.
Mark your calendar for April 13th and head
on over to Memorial Park.
Hawthorne Parks and
Recreation Foundation
The Foundation’s annual golf tournament
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Apartment For Rent
Large 2 BD, 1 BTH, Upstairs
quiet 4 unit building. NEWLY
REDECORATED, 1 CAR GARAGE,
LAUNDRY Facilities. NO PETS.
$2,350/MTH. 310.540.3605.
Employment
Part-time Sales. Looking for motivated
part-time workers. Inside sales: work
from home and make sales calls. 15%
commission on all sales. Outside
sales: territories are Torrance and
El Segundo. Includes walking and
interacting with business owners. 20%
commission on all sales. Seniors and
students welcome. Send resume to
management@heraldpublications.com.
Employment
Radio Repair Trainee/Asst. FT or PT.
Requires good manual dexterity & use
of PC/spreadsheets. Will train. Some
electronics experience or ham radio
license helpful. Work in El Segundo
shop. Great job for a student or retiree.
$14/hr. radiodecades@gistnet.com
Employment
El Segundo United Methodist Church
seeks part-time Administrative
Assistant with general knowledge of
business office operations. Requires
experience with Microsoft Word and
Publisher and strong interpersonal
skills. Please send resume to
pastoresumc@sbcglobal.net.
Employment
Western Dental seeks full
time dentists for Hawthorne
location. Must have DDS or DMD
degree or foreign equivalent.
Must have valid CA dental license.
Email resume to: recruiting@
westerndental.com
Employment
Computer/IT: Digital Business
Integration Manager (Accenture LLP;
El Segundo, CA): Provide consultative
Business Integration services to help
clients implement effective digital
solutions. This position requires
domestic travel approximately
75% of an average work week.
Telecommuting is permitted. For
complete job description, list of
requirements, & to apply, go to
www.accenture.com/us-en/careers/
jobsearch (Job #00673834).
For Rent
An apartment in Westchester.
Upper 2 bedroom. Immaculate w
appliances. $1950. 310.365.1481
or 310.641.2148.
For Rent
El Segundo House. $2475/mo. 1 bed
and bath. Washer/Dryer. New
Heat/A/C Unit. Garage + 2 spaces.
Yard, 1 yr. min lse. (310) 545-3153
Room Wanted
I have lived in a house in El Segundo
for 14 years that is being sold. I am at
Sea or out of town 25% or more of the
time. Require off-street parking when
out of town. If you have a room not
being used, call Skip 310.982.3039.
Rummage Sale
UNITED METHODIST Church
Rummage Sale. 540 Main St, El
Segundo. Fri March 29th, 9:00-5:00.
Sat March 30th, 9:00-2:00. Clothes,
Toys, Houseware, Bath & Bedding, etc.
Seeking
Anyone knowing the whereabouts of
Seena LaMar Fulton please contact
attorney Elizabeth S. Meneray in New
Orleans, Louisiana. (504) 581-4334.
Wanted
WANTED. Collectibles/antiques.
Typewriters, sewing machines,
military, silver, Japan, records,
stamps, coins, jewelry, Chinese,
ANYTHING. Buy/Sell/Trade. We sell
for you on EBAY. Studio Antiques, El
Segundo. 310.322.3895.
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THURSDAY, MAR. 28
• Chess for All Ages, 4:30 PM., free, Crenshaw
Imperial Branch Library, 11141
Crenshaw Blvd., Call: 310-412-5403.
• Family Movie, 4:00 PM. – 5:30 PM., Inglewood
Public Library, 101 W. Manchester
Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
FRIDAY, MAR. 29
• Teen Club, 4:00 PM. – 5:00 PM., Inglewood
Public Library, 101 W. Manchester
Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
• STEAM for Kids, 3:00 PM. – 4:00
PM., Ages 8 & up, Inglewood Public
Library, 101 W. Manchester Blvd., Call:
310-412-5380.
SATURDAY, MAR. 30
• Family Story Time, 1:00 PM. – 2:00 PM.,
free, Inglewood Public Library, 101 W.
Manchester Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
• Family Story Time & Art Activity, 11:30
AM. – 12:30 PM., Hawthorne Library,
12700 Grevillea Ave, Hawthorne, Call:
310-679-8193.
• Household Hazardous & Electronic Waste
Recycling Roundup, 9:00 AM. – 3:00 PM.,
Betty Ainsworth Sports Center, 3851 W.
El Segundo Blvd., Hawthorne, CA 90250.
MONDAY, APR. 1
• Monday Mania, Studio Make and Take
Crafts, 4:00 PM. – 5:00 PM., free, Inglewood
Public Library, 101 W. Manchester
Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
• Baby Story Time, 10:30 AM. – 11:30 AM.,
ages 0-18 months, Crenshaw Imperial
Branch Library, 11141 Crenshaw Blvd,
Call: 310-412-5403.
• Toddler Story Time, 11:30 AM. – 12:30
PM., ages 18 months to 3 yrs, Crenshaw
Imperial Branch Library, 11141 Crenshaw
Blvd, Call: 310-412-5403.
TUESDAY, APR. 2
• Brick Building, 3:30 PM. – 5:00 PM., free,
Crenshaw Imperial Branch Library, 11141
Crenshaw Blvd., Call: 310-412-5403.
• Chess for Adults, 6:00 PM., free, Inglewood
Public Library, 101 W. Manchester
Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
WEDNESDAY, APR. 3
• Building Bricks/Board Games, 3:30 PM.,
free, Inglewood Public Library, 101 W.
Manchester Blvd., Call: 310-412-5380.
• Children’s Chess Club, 5:00 PM., children
18 & below, free, Inglewood Public
Library, 101 W. Manchester Blvd., Call:
310-412-5380.
• Smarty Pants Story Time, 11:30 AM. –
12:00 PM., free, attendance is limited,
registration required, Hawthorne Library,
12700 Grevillea Ave, Hawthorne, Call:
310-679-8193.
• Inglewood Visionaries Toastmasters Club
#4404 Meeting, 6:00 PM., Inglewood
Center for Spiritual Living, 525 No.
Market St., For more info: www.ing4404.
toastmastersclubs.org
THURSDAY, APR. 4
• Chess for All Ages, 4:30 PM., free, Crenshaw
Imperial Branch Library, 11141
Crenshaw Blvd., Call: 310-412-5403.
• MAKMO: Big Blue Blocks, 4:00 PM. –
5:00 PM., ages 5-12, Hawthorne Library,
12700 Grevillea Ave, Hawthorne, Call:
310-679-8193. •
Community Briefs
Some Things Are Too Toxic to Trash! Free
Countywide Household Hazardous and
E-Waste Roundup in Hawthorne on March 30
WHAT: County of Los Angeles residents
will have the opportunity to safely dispose
of household hazardous waste such as antifreeze,
unused pharmaceuticals, car batteries,
used motor oil, paint, pesticides, homegenerated
sharps waste such as hypodermic
needles, pen needles, syringes, lancets,
and intravenous needles, universal waste
including household batteries, fluorescent
light bulbs, and electronic waste (e-waste)
such as TVs and monitors, computers,
VCRs, stereos, and cell phones at the next
free Countywide Household Hazardous
Waste Roundup.
WHO: The free Countywide Household
Hazardous and E-Waste Roundup Program
is brought to residents by the County
of Los Angeles and presented by the
Department of Public Works and the Sanitation
Districts of Los Angeles County in
cooperation with the City of Hawthorne
and the neighboring cities of Carson, Compton,
Culver City, El Segundo, Gardena,
Hermosa Beach, Inglewood, Lawndale, Los
Angeles, Manhattan Beach, Redondo Beach,
and Torrance.
WHERE: Betty Ainsworth Sports Center 3851
W. El Segundo Boulevard (El Segundo Boulevard
and Doty Avenue) Hawthorne WHEN:
Saturday, March 30, 2019 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.
WHY: The County of Los Angeles Department
of Public Works and the Sanitation
Districts of Los Angeles County conduct
more than 50 free Household Hazardous
Waste and E-Waste Roundups annually
throughout the County to provide residents
with a convenient way to rid their homes
of unwanted hazardous materials. Because
hazardous waste can pollute the environment,
it is illegal to discard these items
in trashcans, sinks and storm drains. The
Roundups are part of a campaign to promote
public awareness of proper disposal practices
of household hazardous and e-waste and to
provide a convenient, free disposal option.
For more information, contact the County of
Los Angeles Department of Public Works at
1-(888) CLEAN LA or www.CleanLA.com
or the Sanitation Districts of Los Angeles
County at 1-(800) 238-0172 or www.lacsd.org.
– Source: Sanitation Districts
of Los Angeles County •