Page 8 May 30, 2013 One Man’s Opinion Another Man’s Opinion By Gerry Chong the fairytale. The AP apparently knew more Getting Better at Preventing Animal Abusethan the Administration, leaving the PresidentAhhh, the sun, the surf, the sand and the ocean… There’s nothing like a summer looking like the proverbial mushroom (they By Cristian Vasquez necessary, without always providing the proper vacation to clear the mind, restore the soul left me in the dark and threw poop at me). In September of last year Senate Bill 1500, follow-up for the victim. This law is making and help us understand the world around us. When the IRS targeted conservatives and introduced by State Senator Ted Lieu, was sure that the animals recover in the long run. Why, no sooner had I arrived than I received religious groups, senior Treasury officials were finally signed by Governor Jerry Brown. Unlike It ensures that an abused animal no longer has this Divine Revelation! No one--not Woodward informed, but they claim they never told the most laws that make the cruel and inhumane to be forced back into the environment that put and Bernstein…no one has tied all three White House--so Obama once again played treatment of animals a crime, this bill focuses its well-being at risk in the first place. presidential scandals together, so let me ‘splain his Sgt. Schultz role perfectly, saying “I know on issues such as overcrowded shelters and As humans, we can remove ourselves from it to ya…from God’s lips through me to you, nah-thing.” As compensation, however, he protecting the abused animal from being negative environments to improve our living you lucky devils. moved the head of the IRS section that had returned to abusive owners. situation. Despite having such an advantage over President Obama got tired of being the perpetuated the targeting over to head the IRS’ Prior to SB 1500, there was a loophole in the rest of the animal kingdom, we sometimes reincarnation of Sgt. Shultz in the old Hogan’s section to oversee Obamacare. The President the State’s laws that forced animal control fail to do that for ourselves. Unfortunately, Heroes TV series. Surely you remember the claimed he first learned about illegal targeting agencies to return abused animals to their animals do not have such abilities. They are sergeant. He always had the same response to from the same news sources you and I read… abusive owners, regardless of evidence proving dependent on people and when the people they that the animal was mistreated. The law depend on the most fail them in the worst of “When the Benghazi attack struck, both Barack and Hillary went AWOL.” specifically indicated that mistreated animals ways, there must be laws in place to help these must be returned to the owner if the animal animals. The help must include more than being every fiasco that struck. He would suck in his that damned AP again. is physically fit or the owner can and will removed from the abusive environment. There breath, face Coronel Klink and proclaim with Clearly tired of the Schultz role, the provide the necessary care for the animal. has to be follow-up and SB 1500 establishes all sincerity, “I know nah-thing.” President brought in the Attorney General to Unfortunately in many cases, the abused/ the initial follow-up needed to ensure that a When the Benghazi attack struck, both Barack find out how the media was doing a better neglected animal would physically recover rescued animal does not become a victim for and Hillary went AWOL. Presidential spokesmen job of informing him than the members of from its wounds having been in a shelter and a second time. have ducked and dodged like Muhammad Ali his Administration. hence would be deemed fit to return home. The safeguards established by this new claiming the President’s whereabouts and his Eric Holder therefore violated the SB 1500 is a more comprehensive approach law will allow for the development of more actions during the attack “were irrelevant.” constitutional provision for a free press and to dealing with abused pets. The new law will effective and comprehensive recovery plans Like the Libyan defenders chosen to defend tapped into 20 AP phone lines and surreptitiously allow animals to be removed from the custody when dealing with rescued animals. While it Ambassador Stevens, they abandoned their posts. monitored three Fox news reporters--all to find of their owner prior to the resolution of their is a fact the animal shelters are overcrowded Following the slaughter, the Administration, the secrets of their craft. The Administration pending criminal case, so long as a judge rules and rescued pets add to the burden, that does the State Department and the CIA made up needed to adopt those same techniques to that there was probable cause to seize the pet not mean the answer is releasing the animal a fairytale to tell the American public. But bring the President up to speed, whether he or pets. In addition, the law places cost liability back into the hands of an irresponsible owner. Obama claims to know nothing of the cover- is relaxing on the extended vacation the First of the shelter care on the owner if they refuse Animal rescue efforts are to be applauded and up. As a snarky journalist observed, “Evidently, Lady has proposed for Martha’s Vineyard or to surrender the animals. admired and to those organizations that spend the Administration did not know what the on a golf course. The reason all of this is important is because every penny they raise and endless amounts of Administration was doing.” Or in the words of So there you have it. My summer vacation our laws are taking a huge step when dealing volunteer hours rescuing and caring for abused today’s Sgt. Schultz, “I know nah-thing.” What has already paid dividends, allowing me to see with crimes. This law addresses animal abuse/ animals, I thank you. It is encouraging to see galled the President was that the Associated the light. All three scandals are really part of neglect/cruelty in a more comprehensive way. that a new law is in the books that seeks to Press released emails that had circulated among one problem: Today’s Sgt. 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